I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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