Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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