Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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