Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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