Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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