I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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