I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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