Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
