How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I smell like Dick and happiness
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