Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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