who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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