Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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