And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
