Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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