No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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