I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Tell her she can't have a vagina
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
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i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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