why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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