he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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