No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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