You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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