Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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