Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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