Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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