the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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