i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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