I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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