I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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