you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
