Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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