Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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