week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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