i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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