i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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