week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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