What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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