just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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