a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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