Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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