Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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