I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize
