piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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