It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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