Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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