whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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