Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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