Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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