He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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