He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
This is the high leading the old right now
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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