loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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