So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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