her vagine was all disorganized.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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