so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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