The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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