Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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