So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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