just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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